Funniest Parenting Tweets

Funniest Parenting Tweets

The Huffington Post captured the hilarious, universal experiences of parenting with a compilation of Tweets. Here are a few of our favorites.

Parenting is 80% making empty threats & 20% picking up miniature toys on the floor.

— Carbosly (@Carbosly) August 19, 2014

Parenting is juggling chainsaws and wondering why it's so loud and why your shoulders are so sore.

— Charlie N Andy (@HowToBeADad) April 22, 2015

Parenting is a lot like a Tarantino film. Lot of questions and violent screaming.

— charliecapen (@charliecapen) June 10, 2014

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My daughter just sneezed banana all over my shirt and it's exactly this kind of glamorous activity that keeps me coming back every day.

— Wendy S. (@maughammom) April 22, 2015

Crying 3yo: "Every day, they keep saying it's not my birthday!"

— Kathy Cooperman (@Kathy_Cooperman) April 21, 2015

What I said: "We always wash our hands." What I meant: "You are a 5-yr-old petri dish potentially harboring a disfiguring disease."

— Heather B. Armstrong (@dooce) April 23, 2015

Thank you, parents. We needed that.

Sources:
Funniest Parenting Tweets: What Moms And Dads Said On Twitter This Week 19 One-Liners That Sum Up Parenthood Perfectly